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Mark Richardson: A Great Kiwi Embarrassment

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New Zealand has had a pretty good bout against Coronavirus and arguably has made the best response out of every country in the world. Jacinda Ardern, love her or hate her, has made a pretty good effort out of this all and I think we can drop political colours to acknowledge it, but there are those arrogant morons who refuse to acknowledge any of what has been done is good, and one of those people is named Mark Richardson.

Mark, to his credit, contributed a lot to the success of New Zealand Cricket in his days of playing, but beyond that, I'm not sure we can count hosting The Block NZ as any sizable success for him, I mean that show was only good for what? One season? But yeah, he's alright when it comes to cricket and I'll give him that much before I absolutely do what needs to be done.


Family pays price for Mark Richardson's baby spat with Jacinda ...
"NEEEEOOM"
- Mark Richardson


For some reason, Mark Richardson seems to think he is some national icon that is loved by everyone, but realistically, he is a retired sportsman who has turned into a news personality that almost nobody likes. He loves to be in front of it all, so I don't know if anything he says is genuine or if he's seeking more attention for whatever is inside that grey, balding head of his. According to NewsHub (someone thought that was a great name for 6:00 news), Mark thinks he can do a better job of being a Prime Minister than Aunty Cindy. I'll tell you what, no you can't. Remember when you pulled a muscle while playing cricket? So why, seriously, why don't you just shut up and leave us all to our lockdown. You stink and the only reason nobody thinks you're an ass hole is that you're not as much of one as the main host of your show, Duncan Garner. I bet you and him would make one shit political party, seeing as you want to be PM.


16 Funniest Incidents In Cricket Sure To Give You A Cramp
What a joke. Cramping over a routine swing.


But anyway... Get lost, Mark. Nobody likes you. 







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