It's no secret that there is a global pandemic. The Coronavirus has well and truly ruined the world of sports and everything that surrounds it. This is enough of a reason for me to passionately hate it. It has left my bloggers to try and literally search for content and be left with absolutely nothing. Corona has left me here playing sports games on my phone instead of enjoying the games that I pay all that money for... On the bright side of that, I was playing some game made by the MLB where my Phillies just won their second straight World Series... So, you know, enjoying the made-up bullshit that comes with building in-game teams.
Like I said, there's no content to post from the Sports World, but we can still enjoy the finer things in life... Like hating Roger Goodell and thinking Jim Boylen is the biggest chump in Chicago or remembering how overrated the Calgary Flames are... Winnipeg might not have the Stanley Cup at all, but remember when we bet you in the 2015 Winter Classic? Because I know you still remember last year's game...
Enough of Calgary, they've just received more attention than Roger Goodell when he tries to be relatable. But honestly, the fact that sports fans are now at the point of having to talk about what happened three years ago today is depressing. It's all over Reddit. You just need to look. So it's safe to say this... Screw you, Corona. Nobody wants it here and I can't wait to have sports back. I need something to distract myself again.
And by the way... I still blame you Rudy Gobert... Not for the spread of the virus, or even the cancellation of the NBA... But I do blame you for being such a child about it and joking about it. I have lost all respect that I had and, believe me, that already wasn't much. You're lucky you aren't in Philly because if Corona didn't kill you, the absolute roasting you would've had to endure by Philly would've. Grow up, dick.
Corona cancelled March Madness. That's bad enough
Like I said, there's no content to post from the Sports World, but we can still enjoy the finer things in life... Like hating Roger Goodell and thinking Jim Boylen is the biggest chump in Chicago or remembering how overrated the Calgary Flames are... Winnipeg might not have the Stanley Cup at all, but remember when we bet you in the 2015 Winter Classic? Because I know you still remember last year's game...
Enough of Calgary, they've just received more attention than Roger Goodell when he tries to be relatable. But honestly, the fact that sports fans are now at the point of having to talk about what happened three years ago today is depressing. It's all over Reddit. You just need to look. So it's safe to say this... Screw you, Corona. Nobody wants it here and I can't wait to have sports back. I need something to distract myself again.
Remember this, Calgary?
And by the way... I still blame you Rudy Gobert... Not for the spread of the virus, or even the cancellation of the NBA... But I do blame you for being such a child about it and joking about it. I have lost all respect that I had and, believe me, that already wasn't much. You're lucky you aren't in Philly because if Corona didn't kill you, the absolute roasting you would've had to endure by Philly would've. Grow up, dick.
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